Saturday, June 26, 2004

Jokes from Dad

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched intently
as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because I'm thinking of buying this horse. I have to make
sure that she is healthy and in good shape before I buy her"

Johnny, now looking very worried said, "I think we'd better hurry home right

"Why?" said his father. "

"Because, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!!"


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