Thursday, July 08, 2004

ah jokes from dad

Ole wasn't looking where he was going and his grocery
cart collided with another as he turned a corner in a
Wal-Mart.

Ole says to the other guy, "Vhoops! I'm sorry, but I
vas yust looking for my vife."

"What a coincidence," says the stranger, "so am I, and
I'm getting a little frustrated."

Ole: "Vell, maybe I can help you. Vhat does yer vife
look like?"

Stranger: "She's tall, slender, with long, blond hair,
blue eyes, long legs, firm boobs, and a nice butt.
What does your wife look like?"

Ole: "Neffer mind, let's yust look for yours!"


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