Wednesday, July 14, 2004

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

awwww...now everyone is friends again. lets get to the real matter at hand w/ you motherfuckers talking shit about single speeds. its on and i mean ON!! you motherfuckers are going down. what did you say about a chainsaw to your log contraptions cvo? and remember, i know where you live. and other scott- i know where you work. i got a single speed steel toed boot ready for both of your gearhead skulls. damn! its go time. just kidding. i take it back. lets hold hands and sing "we are the world." or better yet, "i'd like to buy the world a coke."

scott- you could always get one of those comfort bike h2o botle cages that fit on your handlebar. then you could get a super long straw that leads right up to your mouth. it would be sweet. the 40+ female comfort bike crew would dig on it. it may get you a date. GOD knows none of us fools are getting any dates as a result of our h2o bottle cages...let alone anything else. wait a minute, i'm married. but i know for a fact that my lifelong commitment to one person had nothing to do w/ my h2o bottle cages.

fuck.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I alway thought the aero bar water bottle would make a good road bong....

oh you know

July 14, 2004 at 12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo man, keep it up with the log rides, that's killa shit. I'd ride wilderness more but it can turn into such a mud hole after a lot of rain. Ride On!

July 14, 2004 at 12:14 PM  
Blogger scott showen said...

now are you talking about me or "the other scott" i dont know whats going on anymore,

July 14, 2004 at 1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We could call the aerobar bottle-turned-bong the "Aerobong." I'm sure there's something patentable about that... heh heh heh... aerobong... that's sweet.

July 14, 2004 at 1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bong!!! I likey bongs

July 14, 2004 at 3:09 PM  

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