Thursday, July 15, 2004

more from my old man

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq (formerly) -
ruled by a dick.


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