Tuesday, August 10, 2004

jokes from my old man

> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door........
>
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in
> the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning."
He
> slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
rain
> outside!!."
>
> His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
> down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you
> should be ashamed of yourself!"
>
> The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into
> the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still
there?"
>
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
> "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
>
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
>
>
>

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