Tuesday, August 03, 2004

more funny ha ha from the old man

A guy is driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying
"Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that is a lot of money so he decides
to go see what's up. He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how
come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They
are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and
says, "Here, try one." So the man takes a bite out of the apple and
says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that
they were peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer tells the
man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims
"Son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give
me some."

He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the
road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls
over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these
apples?" The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try
one." The guy takes a bite and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy
then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around." The farmer
says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese."
Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."

Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a
third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to
see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to
the farmer and says, >>"What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks
each?" The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples.
Here, try one." The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This
apple tastes like shit." The farmer says, "Turn it around!"

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