Tuesday, August 03, 2004

more jokes from dad

An honest man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him.

He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he
could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in
frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection
with him.

As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks
up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her
to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station
where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens
the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer is waiting with her personal effects.

He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in
front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him

I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the
"What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me
to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish
emblem on the trunk. " He paused and continued,"
Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."



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