Tuesday, August 10, 2004

my dad the joke man


A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and
orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman
next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -
giving that you are blind - that you should know five things

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah Not if I'm
gonna have to explain it five times."


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