Scott and I spent Friday evening chasing little white balls around Pioneers, ( we were actually scooping it out for the big hips and drops to cruz through there some night all free ride styly, there is a nice wall drop off the 16th hole, and some seriouse hips to hit on the green of the 17th) see, just cuz I golf don't mean I'm a golf nazi or something, I see nothing wrong with making the fast dash through the park on the bike. cvo
Saturday, July 31, 2004
Friday, July 30, 2004
well you would think that getting your ass kicked like he did that maybe its time to call it quits and pay back the american public his 38 million in debt to the irs aka: (you and me) if he did make any money gettin his ass kicked tonight it should all go back to the irs, something tells me that a lot of it won't, focker, pay up bitch................scott
So working for budweiser has it's advantages, temperature controled room, free dented cans of beer (when available) and your occasional free ticket to a concert. I just happend to be in the right place at the right time to get to go to Van Hallen (my favorite band) Saturday night. It was a hard call, Bartend, or go see the boys and the Red Rocker. You should all know I'm a money grubbing scum bag and will jump at the chance to tend, but my partner in crime Rob was willing to swap me 3rd on Saturday night for the whole day Monday :) Plus, I'll make more loot Monday all day then I would working 3rd on Saturday, Ka Ching for the downhill trip in August. Everything is turning up Milhouse
Me, back in the day, hangin' with, god rest his soul, Jack Kennedy and a young John Forbes Kerry to the far left. I used to drink ol' Johnny Kerry under the fuckin' table. No Kiddin'! In this photo I'm talkin' shit about Jack and his fishing ability. Jack didn't appreciate the humor and had me aced. I was re-incarnated as the man you know today... luckily I was able to regain my good looks.
hey, thanks for showing up last night guys
sorry I couldn't hang and shoot the shit.
but I getz pizzade to sling drinks,
and as you saw last night,
nobody (cept kyle) slings drinks as fast as I do.
lets see, Tony, Sam,
the hotty you guys came down to the bar with waz
looking for you at about 12:30
what's wrong with you guyz? hotty like that wantin to dance
and you guys take off?
what's up with that
well I'm at the bar all weekend stop on down for another round
dude, you hook that up, and you'll be drinking pbr all night.
laugh your ass off
talk all the smack you want, but you may be suprised at who shows up
golfin at pioneers
show up at 7 to warm up on the drivin range with me
wogs is going,
and I'll bettcha scotty shows up
and you know I'll be there for shizzle
it ain't that bad we walk, and chase a little ball around and maybe drink a beer or two,
should be able to get in 7 holes for about 10 bucks,
depends on how many show up.
go ahead, talk your shit.
Thursday, July 29, 2004
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Someone back me up here....
Olivia Newton John is a bull dyke?
Chad doesn't beleive me.
& Johnny Carson got slapped by her for saying something like "what a waist of a nice pair of tits, or muff, or something like that"
Monday, July 26, 2004
I can almost here the load of shit backing up....
hey, Does anyone know if wilderness is dry enough to ride?
I can't decide between riding my bike tonight
or going to the driving range?
oh, please be gentle.