Friday, August 13, 2004

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Thursday, August 12, 2004


went down to ribfest tonight, ummmmm what good food. usually its hotter than crap every year, this year is something different. i never though i would use my arm warmers in august, but tonight it was a tit bit nipply on the way home............... i don't know about you guys.. but i hate country music with a passion so i am going to skip tomorrows ribfest, anyone want to meet up for a saturday afternoon or saturday night for beers and dinner down there ..?..... scott Posted by Hello

steeps


whoopsy daisy, this shit was sooo steep, I walked it every time, Dirty made it the last time, and drew stuck it in the bottom and asked for more, you seriously can't even believe peeps were riding down this, and it just goes down and gets really harry after this section. Posted by Hello


that's tight dere boy Posted by Hello


hell yeah-eah Posted by Hello


turner inside floating contraption Posted by Hello


Hell yeah. Posted by Hello


and drew Posted by Hello


rack me Posted by Hello


dirty & cvo on some sort of floating contraption Posted by Hello


d.i.l.d.o. and a dog Posted by Hello


big rig Posted by Hello


looks like a CO shop to me. Posted by Hello


MOOOTS! Posted by Hello


oops... this is still a lincoln image. Gotta love that wall color... and a shiney new.... Posted by Hello


live feed from the adventures of CV-o Posted by Hello

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

8 HOURS TILL GRAVITY ACCELERATION

oh, man,
8 more hours and it's on.
Drew, Dirty, Parker, and our hero will be en-route to Colorado
for more noncence than you can shake a stick at
stay tuned for live updates from yours truly
and a little help from Chad re-postin pics I send him through the day.

Drew just bought a Turner with a shiver on it.
I'm leaning toward the Yeti Dh-9
unless the Orange is available.
hmmmm.
nice.

and remember, If something goes wrong with my downhilling skils
I like tiger lillies in my hospital room :)

Tuesday, August 10, 2004


yes, yes you are :) Posted by Hello


On a trip in the desert we invented a new extreme sport. It is called "jumpin' off rocks into soft dirt" we are hoping to get into the X games next year and then the following year we are planning on petitioning the Olympics. Wanna get X treme jump off some rocks while drinking mountain dew. Do the dew and be XXXX treme. Posted by Hello

my dad the joke man

BLIND MAN IN A LADIES BAR


A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and
orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman
next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -
giving that you are blind - that you should know five things


1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.


2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.


5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.


Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah Not if I'm
gonna have to explain it five times."

jokes from my old man

> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door........
>
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in
> the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning."
He
> slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
rain
> outside!!."
>
> His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
> down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you
> should be ashamed of yourself!"
>
> The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into
> the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still
there?"
>
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
> "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
>
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
>
>
>

Monday, August 09, 2004

That Crazy girl Marty is in town.

might be down at the bricktop tonight to have a beer with Martha and here her worldy traveling stories.

I think Marty will be down at 10:30 ish,
do a little reagee

cvo


"While you are growing up, i think you want to gain a little respect from others. Challenging yourself with tasks to achieve goals to make you feel better about your life. Getting a job to make some money and buy things you want. Then you come across a picture like this one and realize you are and always will be a jackass."  Posted by Hello

Sunday, August 08, 2004

96 hours till Downhillin, the countdown begins

even though I've been playing the fuckin shit outa golf lately ( 9 holes tuesday night, 27 saturday, 18 sunday)

I'm getting super pumped for the downhill extravaganza in Colorado.
day at Vail
day at Keystone,
couple of days on the Palimino up in Ft Collins.

oh man.
gonna be goodtimes

I think tonight I may have to go peddle around a little.

cvo


ESTES PARK, Co – In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident’, tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson River Gift Shop Thursday afternoon when the mishap occurred.

Martha Miller, wife of Ben Miller, told reporters that Ben was using the restroom at the time of the accident. The entire shop, including the restrooms, is littered with authentic items of the Old West. Rifles, washtubs, animal skins and even bear traps are hanging on every wall.

Shop owner, Ted Larson, explained, “I hung that old bear trap next to the urinal in the men’s restroom. It was kind of a joke. Lord, that thing is at least a hundred years old and the hinges are rusted solid.” Larson said that he was convinced that the trap wouldn’t close. “I sprayed it with WD-40 and stomped on the release, and it still wouldn’t close!” said Larson.

Paramedics were unclear as to how Miller’s penis actually got close enough to the bear trap or what triggered it. “The trap was attached to the wall approximately 18 inches from the urinal, so it seems unlikely that anyone could accidentally injure themselves while urinating,” stated Jared Taylor of Estes Park EMS. “We arrived within minutes of the accident. As with any dismemberment, we attempted to recover the severed member so that it can hopefully be reattached. Unfortunately, it appears that Mr. Miller’s penis fell through a hole in the floorboards.”

One of the paramedics spent almost an hour crawling around under the old building with a flashlight, but could not locate Miller’s member. Police and paramedics speculate that the severed penis was eaten or carried off by an animal.

Miller was taken by ambulance to Whitewater Medical Center where he spent over 2 hours in surgery. Although he is expected to recover, doctors could do little in the way of reconstruction. Doctors suggested that Miller and his wife seek a qualified counselor to help them through this traumatic period upon returning to Orlando.

“It’s too early to tell,” was the response given by Martha Miller when asked if she intended to sue.

Ted Larson, bearing flowers, visited the Miller’s at the hospital and offered his sympathies. “It’s a tragedy,” Ted told reporters. “But what I can’t figure out is how he got his thing way over there in the trap. And what’s more, I can’t figure out how he got the blamed thing to snap shut. I just know they’re going to sue me and take everything I’ve got. People always got to be poking things where they don’t belong.”

Larson offered the bear trap to the Millers to keep as a souvenir. They declined
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